AISubs v3.7
I'm nervous.
If you say you're not nervous, you're lying.
I want to die.
I want to escape.
It's only once a year.
Do you want to do it once a year?
Who wants to do it?
There are many things that people don't want to do.
What are your plans for the future?
If you omit the plans you don't want to do, the video will be about 40%.
I can't say it.
I don't like it.
Would you like to say hello?
Oh, shit!
Hey, guys! Hey, guys!
Die!
I'm giving you a reward once a year.
You guys are stupid!
It's a reward.
It's really a reward.
Why do you say it's a reward, but you do it?
It's not funny.
It's not "ran".
It's "korenai".
You should go extinct.
It's funny even if you die in hell.
No, no, no.
But this game itself is a little funny.
Let's do it in a really fun way.
That's right.
I found an interesting game.
It's a Trump game called "usunoro baka manuke".
Oh, it's not good.
It's hard.
It's a small word, so let's stop.
This game is interesting.
I think it's a perfect game system that fits this reward project very well.
First of all, let me explain the game "usunoro baka manuke" normally.
There are cards of Trump from one to four.
Four cards.
Yes, so there are only sixteen cards.
First of all, I'll distribute them.
I'll say "one, two".
When you see the card, you say "one, two".
One, two.
Yes, I saw it.
And I have the numbers one through four in my hand now.
Yes.
I'll turn the cards one by one next to me.
If there are four of the same numbers, I'll take this plastic bottle in the middle.
If one person takes the plastic bottle, others will also take the plastic bottle.
If you think someone took it, you'll take it in a hurry.
Let's do it once.
I'll put a card I don't need.
I'll put it.
I'll turn it.
One, two.
I'll put it in.
I'll put it out.
One, two.
I'll put it in.
I'll turn it.
One, two.
Well, let's see.
I'll put it in.
I'll turn it.
One, two.
I'll give you a reward.
Why?
It's really good.
Then, you don't have to take it.
I already had it.
Then, all of you?
I also have it.
What we're going to do in this game is...
I'll give you a clapboard.
Okay.
Each of you will write a reward that will make the person who didn't take it happy.
You'll play this game with 16 clapboards.
It's not a draw.
And you'll lose like now.
No, Ryo-kun.
There's an overwhelming defect in this game.
What is it?
A reward is something you want, right?
Yes.
If you don't do anything, you'll get a reward.
Even if you have all of them, you'll be like, "Hmm..."
It's a game that makes you take it quickly.
Some people just do it because they want it.
That's stupid and stupid.
I hope you'll get a reward for your favorite member.
I'll do it with the feeling of giving it to you.
This is...
Kind. I like you.
Hmm...
I want to do it with that feeling.
Well, "Kind. I like you."
There are four of them here.
If you don't get all of them, you'll get a reward.
What's going to happen this time?
There are two units.
It's a very rare pattern.
In that case...
Is everything tough?
If you happen to get one at the end...
You just fell for it, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
Of course you didn't!
If you didn't, I'll give you all of them!
Congratulations!
Are you sure about that?
I like you.
Thank you!
It's a very simple project!
You can see everything, right?
Yeah.
You can see everything that's on this board right now, right?
You have a crazy mentality, don't you?
You know...
If you get good at something...
You'll keep doing it for the rest of your life...
You'll try not to end this game...
You'll keep doing it until you become an old man...
Or you'll see something that's too crazy...
You'll keep only one of them...
And you'll keep doing other things...
That's true!
At least you won't get all of them at the end of the game...
That's true!
You won't be able to make this crazy punishment game happen...
That's true!
However...
The person who got all of them...
Will definitely have an advantage...
So you want to get all of them, don't you?
Wait a minute...
Even if it's about gold...
It's too advantageous for me!
That's for sure!
If you go fairly...
You'll probably go for the enemy...
But...
In order for the opposing player not to change...
Ah...
So you've come this far...
If you're next to gold...
It's disadvantageous!
If you drop a bottle in a graveyard...
Isn't it what you grabbed first?
So you can do this...
And you can do this...
Of course!
Mmm...
That's right!
So...
It's Trump's victory!
Wait a minute!
Yes?
Make sure you decide how many games you're going to play!
Ah...
That's for sure!
This is...
The worst!
The worst thing is...
There's a high possibility of it happening...
3/4 chance of it happening...
That's right!
And in that case...
All of you who are watching...
What do you think it is?
If you know it...
You should say it first!
There's no doubt about it!
There's no other way!
Mmm...
I won't play any games...
Basically...
Even if you keep the length of the video...
The more rewards you get, the happier you are...
I don't know how much of this feeling you can hold back...
If you say...
30 of them...
I'd be happy if you gave me 30 of them!
I see...
That's true...
But it's too long...
Mmm...
8...
Isn't that a lot?
I'd say about 10...
Isn't that a lot?
Each and every one of them is weak...
8...
8?!
7!
Lucky 7!
7!
One more try!
No, 7!
7?!
It's a reward!
Because now...
Even if you say it equally...
There are people who only get one...
Flexibility!
Flexibility is fun!
I don't need even one!
Chibi...
Are you hiding something?
I hid it!
Sounds of the Blaster...
Well then...
Shall we write our first round of rewards?
Mmm...
Sigh... It can't be number one...
Wait a minute...
This guy's got a wrench stuck in his neck!
Hahahahaha!
I mean, you know...
If you're watching and your reward is a book, it's sad!
There's a word for it, "compatibility"!
It's not "compatibility"!
If you go too far now, you'll get in trouble in the middle of it.
If you keep going up and up, you'll end up at the last reward, a car, or a house.
You have to hold it down for the reward to come.
That's natural.
Then you've been talking about rewards all along!
Waaaah!
Hahahahaha!
You're lucky you're hated by your parents.
I'm going home.
Hahahahaha!
I'm going home.
But...
Even if you're a fool, you haven't been able to use the punishment game you used back then.
Is there a way to start something new?
Huh? You haven't done anything?
The first punishment game was 30 years ago.
Ah!
Huh? Was it when I was playing Gunpla?
Yeah.
I want to use that.
I want to use this year for a reward rather than create it.
You're saying you have no choice but to do it, right?
Yeah.
You know, no one plays a punishment game without singing.
Sigh...
[Punishment Game]
Okay! I wrote it down!
Do you remember it?
Yes!
Ta-da!
#1! #2! #3! #4!
Wow!
#5! #6!
Waaaah!
The scenery is completely different.
How many cards do you have in your hand?
Three.
The result of the tournament is...
Wait a minute, I'm sweating too much.
Are you ready?
Yes! One, two...
Ah, it's hard to tell.
It's really hard to tell.
Then we won't play, okay?
I'll start.
Yes.
Yes, please send it.
Send it and this is yours.
Yes.
One, two...
Waaaah!
I got it!
Shibayumi's reward!
What reward?
Shibayumi's reward is...
For spending a month with me in the convenience store...
I'll have you treat me to a drink!
From the other three!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Thank you!
I'm the one who wrote this!
With these guys...
I'll have you treat me to three drinks!
Can I say something?
What is it?
I got three of them at first...
One of them was different...
It was a high-class melon.
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I treated you.
I thought high-class melon was amazing from the start...
I have three of them now...
Every time you go to a gas station...
You get a month's worth of gasoline powder.
What does this mean?
- Who is it? - Huh?
It's me.
But it's not a reward.
We're not supposed to get gasoline powder.
- It's not allowed... - It's not allowed...
But I'm giving you a chance.
I'll give you that as a reward.
You'll go to a gas station once or twice a month...
Oh, wait a minute...
There's one thing you can get as a reward...
You can put more than garbage in your face for a week.
Like this?
There's something like this...
It's like a good luck charm.
- Like a lucky charm? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It has a lot of meanings.
I thought if you put it in your face...
I thought you'd have a good luck charm...
So I put food waste in your face for a week...
And you let me do it.
- Then do it! - Huh?
- Just do it normally! - No, no, no...
If you think it's okay, why don't you do it?
If you do it yourself, it'll be a little different.
It's a reward.
I'll give you that as a reward.
It's a dot.
That was close...
Then I'll throw this away.
Huh?
Are you the god who took it away?
ROUND TWO
ROUND THREE
Okay!
I'm done!
One, two, three, four!
You're soaked!
You just changed clothes.
- Here I go. - Okay!
Ready and...
Fa!
- Okay. - Okay.
- Here I go. - Okay.
- Hm? - Hm?
Wait a minute!
- Hm? - It's fine.
- Okay. - Hm?
- Mawashu! - Mawashu!
Here I go.
Ready and...
ROUND FOUR
I'm done.
Ready and...
- I see. - Okay, let's open it up.
- We've turned it. - We've turned it.
Ready and...
It was so real just now!
I'm so frustrated!
- We don't know yet! - Yeah.
The flow is bad...
- By the way, am I the only one touching it? - Yeah, I'm touching it too.
- It's aligned! - It is!
- Uwaaah! - It's so amazing!
- It's so great! - It's so amazing!
- It's amazing! - It's amazing!
- It's so great!
- Is it possible to assemble one by one? - Yes.
- First of all... - I'll cook tea and eat it for an hour.
- I have to make tea.
- That's tea. - I'll do something about it.
- I don't care about that. - Hahaha!
- I'll drink a little bad one. - Hahaha!
- Maybe it's easier... - Yeah.
- Ramen is prohibited until April! - Aaaaah...
- I hope you stay healthy. - I hope you stay healthy.
I think I'm healthy, too.
Three days of vegetable life
I can only eat vegetables for three days.
It doesn't mean you'll be a vegetable in your daily life.
I've got a week's worth of vegetables.
What's this?
I thought I put it back when I put it out.
Wait a minute.
Who is this?
This is me.
This is mine.
What does it mean?
I want you to understand my health.
There's fasting.
It's just what you've experienced.
One week of fasting is a common thing.
It's not a common thing.
Do you drink bracken water?
That's what I usually do.
I'm going to do a little bit of that.
I'm going to eat vegetables little by little for a week of fasting.
I see.
But it's okay.
This and this and this.
I'm going to use it for business.
You can't do this, can you?
I can't do it.
I can only eat vegetables for three days, but I'm fasting, so I'm cancelled.
No, it's going to take ten days.
I can't do it anymore.
I'm really in a bad mood.
This is bad.
No, it's hard for me to eat 40 of them.
You're greedy, Shibari.
I'm going to eat it all.
You already have five of them.
I did it.
This is heavy.
I'm happy.
I'm scared of writing with that face.
Shibari, you're good at running and you eat good meat.
I'm going to eat a lot of meat.
One, two, three, four.
I feel safe.
I'm the only one who's watching.
No, I didn't notice it.
If you go in shock, it's easier for me to go.
I'll pay you 50,000 yen.
Would you like me to aim for you?
I'm the only one who's almost winning.
Come on, come on.
One, two, three.
Wait a minute.
I'm worried about this.
I dropped it.
One, two, three.
I dropped it.
One, two, three.
You lose!
I picked it up.
No rice for six months.
This was sent to Mushimegane.
Who wrote it?
Mushimegane wrote it.
What happened?
One month ago, my Twitter name was "kussoikemen".
I got a "kussoikemen" punishment.
Would you like me to turn the lid over?
When I first saw Shibayu's face,
I felt sorry for him.
So I wrote "kussoikemen" even if it's just a name.
But I thought it was embarrassing.
So I sent it to a customer center.
It's not good to send it to a customer center.
I wrote "hansodehansuman" for a week.
It's good for elementary school students to write "hansodehansuman".
It's a good feeling, isn't it?
It's good for you.
I'm going to do it for you.
It's dangerous.
I didn't have the patience.
But this is the worst.
I've never seen number one go to a bookstore.
Nice!
This is the fourth match.
Round four.
Okay, I've put it on.
One, two, three, four.
Only four?
Here we go.
One, two...
Wait a minute.
Isn't it a little crazy?
What?
What are you doing?
You're really the only one who's crazy.
I've put it on.
Here we go.
One, two...
I've put it on.
One, two...
I've put it on.
One, two...
I'm alive! I almost died!
Am I the only one who got it right?
- No one got it right. - No one.
- Ah, it's peaceful. - Does that mean it's peaceful?
It's peaceful.
Shibayu-san's reward is...
A handmade full-course dinner for the person on the right.
Nooo!
My cheek!
- Wasn't it me this time? - This is crazy!
There was someone else!
No, wait. There was someone else.
- This is me. - Is it really your reward?
- It's my reward. - I'm going to win.
- I have three types. - Do you have all of your cards?
- Yeah. - I don't know which one I got.
They're all the same.
I'm a gate guardian, so I know what's going on.
- I'm going to read from the top. - Yeah.
Half a year without eating anything.
This is bad.
- This is too dangerous. - You're the red one.
Only drinking sake for a week.
This is crazy!
- This alone is bad. - "Only drinking sake for a week."
This is the worst.
No bread for half a year.
What would you have done if it had hit me?
One person's life would be in danger.
[The winner is... Shibayu-san!]
Okay, ready, and...
You're stupid again.
You're stupid.
- Ready... - Ready...
One, two...
- Turned it. - Five.
One, two...
- Okay, turned it. - Turned it.
- Five. - One, two...
It's all here.
- Only me, right? - Wow!
The reward I'm giving you is...
Yumemaru will take away all the rewards of this session!
What? What? What?
From here?!
Hey! What do you mean?!
What do you mean by that?
You're Yumemaru, right?
Yumemaru will activate all of these sessions.
Why?
If it's not all of them, why would I activate them?
It's fine if it's all of them, but...
If it's all of them, does that mean Yumemaru will take all of them?
If it's not all of them...
If it's not all of them, why would I activate them?
There's something I really don't like about it, so I kept it to myself.
You can't go out of the bath for a week.
Man! This is bad!
This is bad, isn't it?
A week...
From 7 in the morning...
You're a genius!
This is bad, too.
This is boring!
It's too boring.
I did this myself.
I'll take away one of your rewards.
Right now? Or at the end?
No, I'll do it at the end.
The ones you're taking away are the ones you're participating in.
- Oh... - Yeah.
Please take one each.
I'll do one more.
Don't go!
If you do one more, you'll be sick and tired and it'll get weird.
Also, I thought you were going to do it in the last match!
I was really off guard!
His acceptance speech was the worst.
Down... C.
I guess I'll do it at the end.
I'm going to write "two weeks in a row."
Don't do that!
Two weeks in a row!
Don't do that!
Normally, when you say "work," you say "salary."
Looking at the schedule, I'm going to rest like shit.
I know what you mean.
Two weeks in a row!
Let's go!
One, two, three, four!
Fourth match.
Ready, set...
Huh?
You're crazy!
You're seriously crazy!
Huh? Wait a minute!
You're not listening to me!
- I've turned it. - Okay, I've turned it.
I've turned it.
Ready, set...
Go!
I fixed it.
Ready, set...
Wait a minute!
It hurts!
Accident!
It was an accident!
Where did you go?
Here.
Who got it?
I got it.
Why did you get it?
It was taken away.
I got lucky and it flew over here.
It flew over here.
It's a principle game.
This is the card I got.
Two weeks' salary!
Don't mess with me.
Stop it!
We need a girl on the same page!
I don't know!
I think you got the reward yourself.
The other one?
I thought I had no choice but to block the other one,
and I was stuck at someone's house for two months.
Isn't this too bad?
Are you stupid?
I'm sorry.
Two months is stupid!
It was fun.
You were noisy when you were stuck.
You two did it, didn't you?
Shut up!
Don't mess with me.
I wrote "Two weeks of shogi life."
I don't know what it means.
You can buy this on Amazon.
Shogi cosplay.
I don't care about that.
Isn't this the easiest one?
This is the easiest one.
This is crazy!
You can double the reward you have left.
If I had this and the camera,
I would have won.
It's 2001.
What just happened?
I don't remember,
but I blew away my glasses.
My knees hurt.
Didn't you write too much?
I wrote "Buy a recent Yu-Gi-Oh! card."
The shorter the text, the stronger it is.
One, two, three, four!
Even if you cry, it's the last one.
It's definitely the last one.
One, two, three!
I turned it.
One, two, three!
I put it down.
I turned it.
I held it.
I put it down.
One, two, three!
I put it down.
I turned it.
I held it!
One, two, three!
Yes!
Wait a minute.
Did you get it?
I got it.
Did you get it?
I didn't get it.
I got it.
There are two.
Me and Shibuya got it at the same time.
The rest is here, so it was here.
I'm lucky!
I can't believe it.
This is the problem.
I haven't seen two kinds of cards yet.
I don't know the rest of you.
I'll tell you.
You've been using your smartphone for a month.
That's not good.
You're in the lead.
And this chip...
It's me!
It's disgusting!
This is disgusting!
It's disgusting!
Think of yourself as a YouTuber!
Do you think you can rest for two hours without using your smartphone?
I'm going to retire!
One more.
Without using your smartphone?
You rest for two weeks and use your smartphone for a month.
You're a primitive man for a month.
You're in the primitive man's school.
I'm not going to this school!
And there's this.
What?
There's "NASHI".
Who is this?
It's me.
Amazing!
You're really brave!
You're amazing!
I'm going to put a negative rating on it.
Is there a limit to the negative rating?
And Tetsuya...
It's me!
There are a lot of letters written on it.
There's nothing on it.
I'll read it.
Dobe will receive one card from his previous rewards (non-release) at random. Even if you don't have all of them, this card will always be activated.
What does this mean?
It's what it says.
Even if you don't have all of them, this card will always be activated? What does it mean?
You're breaking the rules!
I'm not breaking the rules!
You know, in Yu-Gi-Oh!, if you're sent to a graveyard, you don't die, but you're resurrected from there.
Exodia is like special repairs.
Yes, normal effects.
What?!
Therefore, you will receive one card from this reward behind you at random.
Wait a minute! I don't have all of them!
You're lucky.
Yes, I have all of them.
No way!
There are a lot of "no way"s!
No way!
Only pears, luxury melons and good meat are allowed.
I'm in a bad mood.
This is too big of a plate.
Mr. Hashibari, you can do whatever you like.
Four!
One, two, three, four.
Let's go with this top card!
Let's go!
Can you do it?
I want to be rewarded!
Can I do it?
Now, please give me one card to resurrect me!
Please!
Four!
We did it!
I was sure of it!
Are you going to produce it?
Wait, I have a feeling that Goss and Yumemaru are going to do it.
Could you line up Goss and Yumemaru?
Aren't you two going to do it?
I can't believe it.
Yumemaru is going to erase one of someone's good habits.
That's what I know, and I'm going to do it once and for all.
(Reading comments)
When I hear this, I'm glad.
When I see everything, it's better.
I got second place.
I can't go out for two weeks.
I can't eat rice for half a year.
I can't touch my teeth for a month.
I'm a primitive person for a month.
I wash up at 7 a.m. for a week.
I'm not allowed to change baths for a week.
I feel sorry for you.
I can't do it.
I feel sorry for you.
Please choose one.
This one.
(Reading comments)
Even if you stand on your smartphone and praise it, you're a primitive person who eats good meat while taking a break.
You're just a primitive person.
You're a primitive person with a bunch of good meat.
I can't make dinner.
I'm tired of it.
Is this going to end?
I'm not hurt.
I feel sorry for you.